2006 Hollywood blockbusters

Why the hell am I talking about them when 2005's blockbusters ain't out yet?

Cuz I just found out that Warner Bros. has set a June 30, 2006 release date for director Bryan Singer's "Superman", starring Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey and James Marsden (No, he's not appearing as Cyclopes here. Wrong franchise.) Seriously, this is gonna stink. This is what I truly believe. I really dun think that Singer will be able to revive the franchise. Go back to the X-Men franchise already!!!

And Paramount's shooting a live action "Charlotte's Web" scheduled for June 23 next year. This's gotta be cute! Imagine the CG spiders!!! As reported on Comingsoon.net,

Plot Summary: A live-action/photo real CG animated feature adaptation of E.B. White's "Charlotte's Web" starring Dakota Fanning as Fern. Julia Roberts will lend her vocals in the lead role of Charlotte A. Cavatica, a spider and heroine of the book who goes out of her way to save Wilbur the pig's life by weaving miraculous words into her webs.

Also providing voices are Oprah Winfrey as Gussy the barn's maternal yet irreverent goose; John Cleese as Samuel the sheep; Steve Buscemi as the barn's sardonic Rat Templeton. Cedric The Entertainer will play opposite Oprah as the other Goose - Golly. Reba McEntire and Kathy Bates will voice the barn's ironic cows; Betsy and Bitsy and Thomas Haden Church will voice Brooks, one of two dimwitted crows opposite Andre Benjamin (OutKast's Andre 3000) as Elwyn the other crow.

But who the fuck plays the pig?!?!?

Disney's biggest coup at the box-office probably within the last 4 years "Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl" has a sequel which you probably have known by now. But what you might not know that it's called "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest". What the fuck's wrong with all these semi-colons and the extended names? If you haven't noticed, Hollywood loves to have their period flicks about seafare to have impossibly long names. Remember Russell Crowe's "Master And Commander: The Far End Of The World" anyone? It will be coming out on July 7 by the way.